i still have no idea why this happened
Hello! My name is Mari. I obsess over fictional characters and I enjoy marathons on Netflix. I like a lot of stuff..
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
lbr the best part of the 1d fandom was summer 2012
- nick prank
- when niall became FRAT NIALL
- australia 1d
- 1d on icarly
- harrys 4 tattoos
- LOUIS HIP THRUSTS
- uan tour
- color coordinated outfits
- 'shower of cunts'
- 1d lyric food edits
- 'different dick every night'
- liams bieber hair
- IT WAS PERFECTION DO NOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH Me
he just became like 50% carrot
imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next
How can people think that gay couples shouldn’t be allowed children. I don’t know about you , but this is the happiest family I’ve ever seen.
@Real_Liam_Payne:Some things haven’t changed though I’m still great at spilling things down my shirt
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?