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Hello! My name is Mari. I obsess over fictional characters and I enjoy marathons on Netflix. I like a lot of stuff..



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infectedscrew:

I was talking with a co-worker about sexual harassment for female cosplayers at conventions and she said “if you wear shit like that, you deserve it.”

Very loudly, without stopping myself, I said “False.”

I’ve never seen someone backtrack so fast.

shmaug:

Ultimate Deadpool: Favorite scenes 1/3

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

why I shouldn’t play with my food…

kickedthe-hornetsnest:

heyharpo:

"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"

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"…I think we should call it your grave!"

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"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"

BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST

floozys:

it’s so weird that men can make endless misogynistic comments and not have to reassure people that they don’t hate women but when women, especially those in the spotlight, talk about things concerning women they feel an overwhelming need to constantly reassure the world that they don’t hate men, that they love men. 

and by weird i mean a cultural norm to demean women and overvalue men. 

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

frothyfrothy-loins:

zakdamien:

dragulationcomplete:

yourytsejam:

I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

He did?!

No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?

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problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

wussut:

What is love?

Her definition was by far my favorite

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

sjinnuendo:

[our gamers]→ sips and sjin (2/?)

I don’t want to screw up what I have with you. You’re too important to me.